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A Glimpse into the Editor’s Office: Editing Twilight
This is how I would have edited the first two pages of Twilight. In particular, I found that the main character has a bland personality and needs better motivations. If I had been the publisher’s...
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A Glimpse Into the Editor’s Office: Editing Twilight (Page 2)
The second page of Twilight wasn’t as bad as the first, but it still had many problems. This is how I would have edited it.
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Someone got to this website today by Googling “how could anybody hate Twilight?” Indeed! How could anyone could hate books about vampires that are so hot they sparkle and female protagonists that are...
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Twilight Demotivational Poster
The New York Times uncovered evidence of serious detainee abuse at Guantanamo Bay: How do you break a suicidal terrorist? Find something worse than death.
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Vampires Suck is startlingly bad. How could try something so easy–finding something hilariously awful about Twilight–and fail so badly? It’s like going to Alaska and failing to find snow. If you’re...
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Editing Errors in Twilight
I saw that quite a few Twilight reviews mentioned the poor editing, so I spent 20 minutes double-checking whether the alleged editing mistakes were disputable and/or justifiable by artistic license....
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